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sadfreezingbrit_archive ([personal profile] sadfreezingbrit_archive) wrote2011-05-17 07:38 pm

One way of torture that doesn't involve blood [19/??? artefacts collected]

[ Hello, mansion!

How do you feel about an accidental audio transmission featuring this song played on the guitar over and over and over and over again in various qualities ranging from sort-of-okay-ish over mediocre to physically painful?

I hope your answer is 'highly enthused', otherwise Philip's new hobby might not be as entertaining to you as it currently is to him.
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[identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[What is that.]

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[identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my God. What...what is that?

Is that a horrific rendition of the song that Dean hasn't listened to in two years because it was playing when a Mack truck slammed into the side of his car, hospitalizing him and forcing his father to give up his soul to the Yellow-Eyed Demon in exchange for his son's life?

...Yes. Yes it is.
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[identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[It takes him a second to calm the fuck down and realize that he's not going crazy, and that it's just some poor bastard killing a cat down the hallway to the tune of CCR's Bad Moon Rising.

Wandering down said corridor warily, Dean pauses by a door. The slaughterer-of-domesticated-felines must be within.

He knocks.
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[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Plink... plink... pli-- Was that a knock?

Philip stops playing and eyes the door warily. He can barely think of a handful of people who would want to pay him a visit at the best of times and those circumstances hardly apply at the moment.

But it's a knock all right, so he puts down the guitar and stands up.
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Coming, just a second!

[ He stops at the closet, putting his palm on it hesitantly. After a moment's consideration he decides against requestion a revolver... grudgingly.

Unarmed except for a frown he moves towards the door, opens it slowly and-- ]

2/3

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And his expression instantly brightens when he sees Dean. ]

Hey! I didn't expect you to--
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[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...And sinks again when Philip in turn takes in the expression of his visitor. ]

Is, uh... is everything okay?

1/?

[identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh.

He stares at Philip quietly for a moment. He didn't know. No one knows, really, except for maybe Sam or Cas.
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[identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...dude, were you...

[Now he looks a little smug, as though he's uncovered valuable blackmail material.]

1/3 forever

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ At first Philip merely reciprocates the quiet staring, still a little taken aback by the earlier look on Dean's face. ]

2/3

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ But once he finds that more troubling expression gone his smile returns and he takes a look over his shoulder to see the guitar waiting for him inside. ]

Yes, I was just--
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[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Annnd there the smile falters once more and he shifts from one foot to another, eying just exactly what that troubling expression has turned into. ]

I was... trying anyway.
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I'M BREAKING THE CHAIN.

[identity profile] dashboardlite.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[You will never know the reason behind the troubling expression, Philip. Never.

Dean happily lets a grin stretch across his face, laughing. It's not...mean-spirited, per say...just amused. Very, very amused.
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Dude, are you sure that thing is even in-tune?

[Watch him as he invites himself into your room! What a gentleman.]

DAMN YOOOUUUUU! *SHAKES FIST*

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Just as Philip will never dignify that question with an answer. ]

Please, come in. And how was your day?

[ He closes the door behind Dean and leans against it, arms crossed. ]

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1/3 no just kidding I just felt left out

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you doing?!

You- you mean there is neither a 2/3 nor a 3/3? *single tear* I feel empty and betrayed.

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By now Philip has a lot of practice when it comes to ignoring voices he doesn't want to hear.

So when Santana replies to his transmission he initially does just that.

Not deliberately, mind, but his practice session is quite loud and he isn't actually expecting company, in person or otherwise.
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I apologise for toying with your feelings.

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god he's still playing. If one can call that 'playing'. Santana will just have to speak up then, won't she? And also snap her fingers impatiently, as if she's actually standing in front of him.]

Hey. Hey, Clapton. Stop raping my eardrums for a second, would you?

I just don't know if I could ever trust your subject line again.

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh shut up, Cla-- nowait, Clarence does not sound like an American high school girl. Philip looks around and spots the communication device. The transmitting communication device.

Bummer.
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Sorry, I didn't--

[ He puts the guitar aside and pulls the communicator closer. ]

I didn't realise this was transmitting again.
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oh god what can I do to regain this trust??

[identity profile] itsahotone.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess it's good to know you didn't do this on purpose. I mean, if you wanted us all in pain, why not go door to door and hit us over the head with the guitar? Way more direct.

I'm sorry. It's too late. I just can't... *shakes head*

[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-18 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
{ Good thing I didn't end up stabbin' that one after all. I'll keep that in mind, creative outlet and all. Ask her for more tips! }

It wasn't that bad!

[ ...Brought to you by 70% indignation, 30% hesitantly nervous OR WAS IT? ]

/sobs

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[identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...Is this supposed to be a song mister? [ this is painful for Conan ]

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[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ By now Philip is expecting replies. He forces himself to respond in a cheerful tone. At least the audio hides his grimace of disappointment at the LACK OF APPRECIATION of his noble beginner's efforts. ]

It's... well, it's supposed to be one at some point... when I'm done practicing at least.

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[identity profile] sadfreezingbrit.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I started playing a few days ago.

[ Why, Conan, why? Philip had such wonderful delusions of having made some progress. ]

...Is it that bad?

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[identity profile] walkingdesuno.livejournal.com 2011-05-17 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well......I guess it's understandable if you're just a beginner.

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