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sadfreezingbrit_archive) wrote2011-02-12 08:12 am
sadfreezingbrit_archive) wrote2011-02-12 08:12 am
One unenthusiastic video under sea [13/??? artefacts collected]
[ Philip's face is looking perfectly normal (if a little crabby in the strictly mood-related sense of the word). Shoulders, arms, no problem there. His chest, not currently covered by any sort of clothing, is looking just a tad more blueish and... transparent than it should.
Opacity only decreases from there, making Phil entirely light blue and see-through below his stomach. Below the waist it looks like he's been torn and tattered, his body segueing into a thick bundle of thin tentacles where his legs should be.
Or in other words: Philip, now with roughly 65% more this. ]
How is that even--
[ The blue tentacles whirl around as Philip turns and spins nervously in front of his algae-encrusted mirror, placing his hands behind his back to confirm that there is indeed nothing whatsoever between the front and the back of his body.
He spins a few more times before letting himself drift onto his mattress with resignation. ]
...I want my organs back.
Opacity only decreases from there, making Phil entirely light blue and see-through below his stomach. Below the waist it looks like he's been torn and tattered, his body segueing into a thick bundle of thin tentacles where his legs should be.
Or in other words: Philip, now with roughly 65% more this. ]
How is that even--
[ The blue tentacles whirl around as Philip turns and spins nervously in front of his algae-encrusted mirror, placing his hands behind his back to confirm that there is indeed nothing whatsoever between the front and the back of his body.
He spins a few more times before letting himself drift onto his mattress with resignation. ]
...I want my organs back.
[video]
[ His honour as a temporary underwater mutant freak is at stake! Philip instantly opens his window, places the communicator on the sill and pushes himself out into the open water.
He traces a semi-circle, spins around (spreading his tentacles in a manner that is undoubtedly very majestic or very silly, depending on how you look at it) and returns to the window. ]
...See?
[voice]
I still haven't figured out how to really work this tail thing. So you're far more coordinated than I am.
[video]
I was surprised I could move on my own at all. It's... not a very fast model, but at least it's easy to steer once you get the hang of it.
...You probably just have to get out and practice more.
[voice]
My tv doesn't even work. This sucks.
[video]
This is a complicated novelty for Philip. He's usually the gloomier one by far. ]
...Want somebody to keep you company?
Re: [video]
[video]
Give me a call if you need something, okay?
[voice]
*And he clicks off the feed. And goes to hide in the bathroom FOREVER*