[ Philip is standing in the kitchen next to a bottle of whiskey (empty) and a half-eaten fish (raw). He whistles a cheerful tune while sharpening a meat cleaver. In other words, everything is perfectly normal and there is absolutely no cause for concern. ]

[[OOC: Replies will, in fact, still be by sadfreezingbrit, although those who have spoken to him before may notice just the ~slightest~ bit of a change in his accent.]]