[ Now now, Philip. There's a lady present. How about we try that deep breathing exercise again... ]

That sounds like my Mirror. He...

[... while picking up the shards?

There we go. ]

...does not have a very good sense of what does and does not constitute appropriate behaviour.

[ Having punctuated every single word in that sentence with a sharp edge of 'I will wring his neck the next time I see him' Philip sees himself capable of adding in a calmer tone: ]

I'm really sorry he bothered you, he's never written on anyone else's mirror before.

[ ...that Philip knows of. ]