[ Oh, how the narration wishes Evelyn could see the delectable combination of incredulous rage and disconcerted embarrassment on Philip's face right now.
As it is she will simply have to do with the sound of a thankfully near empty coffee mug shattering on the floor. ]
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As it is she will simply have to do with the sound of a thankfully near empty coffee mug shattering on the floor. ]
F--angrymumbling.