No, I, uh...I had a conversation with a horse.

[This doesn't seem to bother him as much as it should, but he's been in Wonderland a pretty long time, now, and he's seen almost everything.]

It was...sorta yellow, talked with a country accent. It had an apple stamped on its ass. And it was wearing a cowboy hat.

[Oh, also-]

I wish I was joking, man, but it said it's name was "Applejack." Made me really want that cereal.