[The bacon is almost done, and smells so damn good that he's tempted to grab a piece right out of the damn pan. Why had he thought that not eating was a good idea? Not eating is never a good idea.
Pouring his own eggs into a pan and stirring them up, occasionally adding cheese, Dean waits for Philip to scrounge up a better reply and practically snorts when he hears it.]
A mummy? What, like...like a Boris Karloff mummy?
[Dean shakes his head. Adds more cheese.]
Zombies exist, but mummies don't. Only reason zombies can be animated at all is 'cause of the flesh. A mummy's all skin and bones, right? Sucker would turn to dust before it could get its hands around your neck.
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Pouring his own eggs into a pan and stirring them up, occasionally adding cheese, Dean waits for Philip to scrounge up a better reply and practically snorts when he hears it.]
A mummy? What, like...like a Boris Karloff mummy?
[Dean shakes his head. Adds more cheese.]
Zombies exist, but mummies don't. Only reason zombies can be animated at all is 'cause of the flesh. A mummy's all skin and bones, right? Sucker would turn to dust before it could get its hands around your neck.
[Psssshhhhh, duh.]
Why d'you ask? Didn't see one around, didja?