[ Philip listens with wide eyes, slightly overwhelmed by Dean's trivia attack. He gives Dean a pleading ONE ITEM AT A TIME look. ]

...I have no idea who Lindsay Lohan is.

[ Okay, then... Britney Spears is some singer whose hair is probably the one thing Philip cares even less for than her music. Dumbledore is... a character from those Harry Potter books, right? Never read them himself, but... that's sort of nice to know. ]

I want to ask about Brad Delp, but I should probably focus on the Apocalypse here, right?

[ He frowns. ] ...Are you serious about that?

[ It doesn't even sound particularly sceptical. At this point the end of the world is only a minor step up. ]